Monday, April 2, 2007
Flavor of Love 2: May the Best Lady Dude Win
Flavor of Love 2: May the Best Lady Dude Win
Finally the night has arrived. All the bitch fights, $800 weaves, shit on the floor and gallons upon gallons of cheap champagne have led to this moment. Foofy Foofy finally picked which woman would most likely leave him after the show aired.
The episode opened with Miss Michelle (New York's mother) refusing to leave her son alone with Foofy. I think I saw that bitch in the Grudge 2 this past weekend.
She immediately went to Foofy's room...
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Maybe Firecrotch Can Give Him a Loan
Brandon Davis once said that Lindsay Blohan was broke, because "she only had like $7 million". Looks like he's the broke bitch now. Apparently, sweat pig has bounced a $10,000 check he wrote to Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild.
The Davis family may be running out of cash. Brandon's mom is selling her $15 million Bel Air home and his aunt is suing the family for more inheritance.
Brandon told Page Six that the check bounced, because he was switching banks. He stated that he paid Joe cash instead. Joe denies this. Brandon then told Page Six "fuck you" and hung up.
I just pray that Brandon won't pull a "Screech" and try to sell a sex tape. I can watch two, sweaty bears hook up for free. I'm sure one of him and Paris exists. She makes sex tapes as often as we make doo doo.
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The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for October 13th!!!
Pinhead, The Hulk, and Lil' Bo Beep reinvent themselves as top models - JB
Finally the night has arrived. All the bitch fights, $800 weaves, shit on the floor and gallons upon gallons of cheap champagne have led to this moment. Foofy Foofy finally picked which woman would most likely leave him after the show aired.
The episode opened with Miss Michelle (New York's mother) refusing to leave her son alone with Foofy. I think I saw that bitch in the Grudge 2 this past weekend.
She immediately went to Foofy's room...
Continue reading "May the Best Lady Dude Win"
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Maybe Firecrotch Can Give Him a Loan
Brandon Davis once said that Lindsay Blohan was broke, because "she only had like $7 million". Looks like he's the broke bitch now. Apparently, sweat pig has bounced a $10,000 check he wrote to Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild.
The Davis family may be running out of cash. Brandon's mom is selling her $15 million Bel Air home and his aunt is suing the family for more inheritance.
Brandon told Page Six that the check bounced, because he was switching banks. He stated that he paid Joe cash instead. Joe denies this. Brandon then told Page Six "fuck you" and hung up.
I just pray that Brandon won't pull a "Screech" and try to sell a sex tape. I can watch two, sweaty bears hook up for free. I'm sure one of him and Paris exists. She makes sex tapes as often as we make doo doo.
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The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for October 13th!!!
Pinhead, The Hulk, and Lil' Bo Beep reinvent themselves as top models - JB
Sheryl Crow in a bikini is not an image my brains needed to digest.
Sheryl Crow in a bikini is not an image my brains needed to digest. I will say that her body looks hotter than a lot of girls half her age. She's like 80, right?
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Blohan and Knightley to Get It On!!!
Lindsay Blohan has joined Keira Knightley in The Best Time of Our Lives. The film was written by Keira's mother, Sharman MacDonald. It revolves around an incident involving Welsh poet, Dylan Thomas, and his wife in which one of her childhood friends and her husband opened fire on their house.
Keira will play the childhood friend and Blohan will play the wife of Thomas.
The film will revolve around the events leading up to the shooting. Keira and Blohan will have a lesbian relationship in the movie.
Blohan said, "It's a beautiful and amazing movie - a piece [that] takes place at the time of World War II. I have a child in the movie."
"[Keira] is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover. And then there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."
Please tell me Blohan is going to do some kind of accent. That would be glorious. It would probably be the worst accent to hit the silver screen since Julia Roberts in Mary Reilly.
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The "Who Cares?" News!!
Rosie O'Donnell's character on Nip/Tuck has proven so popular that she may get her own show. Please tell me they are airing it on Animal Planet.
Can trannies get pregnant?
Vince Vaughn plans to sue a newspaper for claiming he cheated on Jennifer Aniston. Bitch needs to shut up and take his anger out on a philly cheesteak.
A Yankee curse?
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Blohan and Knightley to Get It On!!!
Lindsay Blohan has joined Keira Knightley in The Best Time of Our Lives. The film was written by Keira's mother, Sharman MacDonald. It revolves around an incident involving Welsh poet, Dylan Thomas, and his wife in which one of her childhood friends and her husband opened fire on their house.
Keira will play the childhood friend and Blohan will play the wife of Thomas.
The film will revolve around the events leading up to the shooting. Keira and Blohan will have a lesbian relationship in the movie.
Blohan said, "It's a beautiful and amazing movie - a piece [that] takes place at the time of World War II. I have a child in the movie."
"[Keira] is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover. And then there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."
Please tell me Blohan is going to do some kind of accent. That would be glorious. It would probably be the worst accent to hit the silver screen since Julia Roberts in Mary Reilly.
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The "Who Cares?" News!!
Rosie O'Donnell's character on Nip/Tuck has proven so popular that she may get her own show. Please tell me they are airing it on Animal Planet.
Can trannies get pregnant?
Vince Vaughn plans to sue a newspaper for claiming he cheated on Jennifer Aniston. Bitch needs to shut up and take his anger out on a philly cheesteak.
A Yankee curse?
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Scarlett Johansson has apparently signed a record deal
Scarlett Johansson has apparently signed a record deal and is recording an album filled with Tom Waits covered called surprisingly enough, Scarlett Sings Tom Waits. She is signed to Rhino Records' label, Atco. She is currently recording and will do so through the Winter with a possible 2007 Spring release.
This album will most likely show how sophisticated and grown up she is. Please, no matter what she's still screwing Josh Hartnett and he's nothing but a nasty frat boy. Scarlett has a hot bod, but homegirl reads blank on the silver screen. She's gonna need major work to make any song sound like it has any kind of depth. Like I said, her biggest assets should do the humming.
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Xtina Quote of the Day!
on being caught pissing in a bucket:
"I'm very comfortable with my naked body. There's probably even some video of me peeing."
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Afternoon Crumbs
Tom continues to suck the life out of Katie using the backdrop of a teen soccer game - Popsugar
Sarah Michelle Gellar loved being a porn star - Hollywood Rag
Boy George is no one to talk - A Socialite's Life
Carmen Electra should've been a scientist - IDLYITW
Blohan loves to flash her stuff - Cityrag
Who the hell stopped Scarlett from exposing the hotness? - Hollywood Tuna
Don Johnson is banging a teen porn star - Glitterati
Lily Allen dazzles Los Angeles - Popbytes
Blohan wants to take a year off, so why did she sign up for another movie? - Egotastic!
More photos of Madge's death hands - Mollygood
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Fug Leading the Fug
This album will most likely show how sophisticated and grown up she is. Please, no matter what she's still screwing Josh Hartnett and he's nothing but a nasty frat boy. Scarlett has a hot bod, but homegirl reads blank on the silver screen. She's gonna need major work to make any song sound like it has any kind of depth. Like I said, her biggest assets should do the humming.
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Xtina Quote of the Day!
on being caught pissing in a bucket:
"I'm very comfortable with my naked body. There's probably even some video of me peeing."
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Afternoon Crumbs
Tom continues to suck the life out of Katie using the backdrop of a teen soccer game - Popsugar
Sarah Michelle Gellar loved being a porn star - Hollywood Rag
Boy George is no one to talk - A Socialite's Life
Carmen Electra should've been a scientist - IDLYITW
Blohan loves to flash her stuff - Cityrag
Who the hell stopped Scarlett from exposing the hotness? - Hollywood Tuna
Don Johnson is banging a teen porn star - Glitterati
Lily Allen dazzles Los Angeles - Popbytes
Blohan wants to take a year off, so why did she sign up for another movie? - Egotastic!
More photos of Madge's death hands - Mollygood
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Fug Leading the Fug
Brad Pitt has signed on to star in "Dirty Tricks" which also stars Fishsticks Paltrow.
Brad Pitt and Fishsticks to Reunite!
Brad Pitt has signed on to star in "Dirty Tricks" which also stars Fishsticks Paltrow.
The film follows the women of Watergate and also features Sharon Stone, Meryl Streep, Annette Bening and Jill Clayburgh.
Streep stars as Martha Mitchell, the whistle- blowing wife of Nixon chief of staff John Mitchell.
Annette Bening plays White House correspondent Helen Thomas, the recipient of many of Mitchell’s leaks. Gwyneth Paltrow will play Maureen Dean, the wife of John Dean who, unlike Mitchell, stood squarely behind her man as the administration went down in scandal. And Jill Clayburgh will play Pat Nixon, who grew to loathe Mitchell for destabilizing the presidency.
It's unclear what Brad's role is in the film. The pair broke up in 1997 and haven't been in a film together since.
I hope they hook-up on set, so Angie can show up and break that dumb whore's legs.
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Blohan's Plans
20-year-old, Lindsay Blohan, already has her life pretty much mapped out. In the November issue of InStyle Magazine, she says that she wants an Oscar and a husband by the time she turns thirty.
"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."
She claims that she's slowed down her party ways and is looking to ground herself. She's taking a breather from Harry Morton and is working on her third album which will be about falling in love for the first time and heartbreak.
Married by 30? Sure. Oscar by 30? Ugh. Knowing this damn industry, it will probably happen. They will give an Oscar to just about anyone.
She forgot about overdosing by 23.
Brad Pitt has signed on to star in "Dirty Tricks" which also stars Fishsticks Paltrow.
The film follows the women of Watergate and also features Sharon Stone, Meryl Streep, Annette Bening and Jill Clayburgh.
Streep stars as Martha Mitchell, the whistle- blowing wife of Nixon chief of staff John Mitchell.
Annette Bening plays White House correspondent Helen Thomas, the recipient of many of Mitchell’s leaks. Gwyneth Paltrow will play Maureen Dean, the wife of John Dean who, unlike Mitchell, stood squarely behind her man as the administration went down in scandal. And Jill Clayburgh will play Pat Nixon, who grew to loathe Mitchell for destabilizing the presidency.
It's unclear what Brad's role is in the film. The pair broke up in 1997 and haven't been in a film together since.
I hope they hook-up on set, so Angie can show up and break that dumb whore's legs.
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Blohan's Plans
20-year-old, Lindsay Blohan, already has her life pretty much mapped out. In the November issue of InStyle Magazine, she says that she wants an Oscar and a husband by the time she turns thirty.
"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."
She claims that she's slowed down her party ways and is looking to ground herself. She's taking a breather from Harry Morton and is working on her third album which will be about falling in love for the first time and heartbreak.
Married by 30? Sure. Oscar by 30? Ugh. Knowing this damn industry, it will probably happen. They will give an Oscar to just about anyone.
She forgot about overdosing by 23.
Britney Spears apparently is copying Madonna by adopting an African baby
This is a new commercial from Dove which shows the evolution of a photoshoot. They take an average looking woman and turn her into somebody else with the help of lights, make-up and Photoshop. Dove wants us to believe they actually care and want to make a difference. They just want to sell us cheap soap that smells like hell.
That being said, it's a hot commercial. They should've used a celebrity though.
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African Babies are the New Sidekick 3
Britney Spears apparently is copying Madonna by adopting an African baby.
Brit Brit has two sons with KFed, SPF1 and SPF2. She has been so inspired by Madonna's shopping visit to Africa that she's looking to follow in her footsteps.
A source said, "Britney has always been inspired by Madonna - both musically and by the way she lives her life and conducts herself.
"She really admires what Madonna is doing at the moment and adopting is something which she could see herself doing one day. She wants to have a large family."
Britney is currently speaking to her lawyers about the possibility.
The day that this happens the end of Western Civilization will be over as we know it.
What the hell is wrong with these celebrities? This story is probably false, but I can totally see Brit talking about it seriously. Like, "Y'all I really want one of those poor babies Y'all! They are cute and SPF needs someone to pick up after him!"
Ugh.
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That being said, it's a hot commercial. They should've used a celebrity though.
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African Babies are the New Sidekick 3
Britney Spears apparently is copying Madonna by adopting an African baby.
Brit Brit has two sons with KFed, SPF1 and SPF2. She has been so inspired by Madonna's shopping visit to Africa that she's looking to follow in her footsteps.
A source said, "Britney has always been inspired by Madonna - both musically and by the way she lives her life and conducts herself.
"She really admires what Madonna is doing at the moment and adopting is something which she could see herself doing one day. She wants to have a large family."
Britney is currently speaking to her lawyers about the possibility.
The day that this happens the end of Western Civilization will be over as we know it.
What the hell is wrong with these celebrities? This story is probably false, but I can totally see Brit talking about it seriously. Like, "Y'all I really want one of those poor babies Y'all! They are cute and SPF needs someone to pick up after him!"
Ugh.
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Mike Tyson to Beat Down Women for Cash
Mike Tyson to Beat Down Women for Cash
Mike Tyson is hoping to stage a comeback by beating down women for money. Unfortunately, this isn't a joke.
On his next boxing tour, he is planning to share the ring with several women boxers including Anne Wolf. His tour will kickoff in Youngstown, Ohio this Friday and will hit other cities for charity. Mike promises though that nobody will get that hurt.
"I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more."
Anne's promoter denied that she was going to fight him, "That's the first we've heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds."
"Ann would never entertain the idea."
They should throw Robin Givens in there and let her return the favor. Better yet throw Shanna Moakler in there and make Tyson wear a Paris Hilton mask. I'm sure his dick is as thick as her used clit.
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A New Flavor of Love Spin-Off Coming Soon!
In the past few months I have gotten a little tidbit here and there regarding a reality show Vh1 was considering. I didn't think much of it, because it sounded too good to be true. Apparently, the show has been greenlit with casting underway. Again, this is not confirmed and could turn out to be nothing. This isn't The Flavorette either which stars New York and is wrapping up this week.
The new show will feature girls from both Flavor of Love 1 and Flavor of Love 2. Producers are hoping to throw the girls in a "fish out of water" type situation. I have heard different concepts.
The first concept is that the girls will be put on a farm or ranch like The Simple Life. The girls would then compete in who is the best cowgirl on the farm or ranch.
The second concept is a "My Fair Lady" type show. The girls will be enrolled in a charm school and will compete to be the finest lady.
And lastly, I've gotten a few emails on this concept. The girls will be put into a house with a group of guys. The girls will then compete over the men and each week the men in the house will vote on which girl they like the least and she will go home.
Details are fuzzy and again this could all be rumor.
I really hope it isn't, because this will make for a much more entertaining show than The Flavorette. Flavor of Love worked because of the dynamics between the hos. Putting them all together and making them compete once again is genius and I think putting them on a farm or in charm school is even better!
Just make sure that Hottie and Toastee are in the cast and it will all be good.
I'm sure if this is true, we will get more details later!
UPDATE - It looks like the show is confirmed and apparently comedian, Mo'nique will be their teacher at a charm school! It looks like Vh1 is going with the charm school idea after all. No word yet on casting or filming dates.
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Mike Tyson is hoping to stage a comeback by beating down women for money. Unfortunately, this isn't a joke.
On his next boxing tour, he is planning to share the ring with several women boxers including Anne Wolf. His tour will kickoff in Youngstown, Ohio this Friday and will hit other cities for charity. Mike promises though that nobody will get that hurt.
"I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more."
Anne's promoter denied that she was going to fight him, "That's the first we've heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds."
"Ann would never entertain the idea."
They should throw Robin Givens in there and let her return the favor. Better yet throw Shanna Moakler in there and make Tyson wear a Paris Hilton mask. I'm sure his dick is as thick as her used clit.
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posted by Michael K Permalink
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A New Flavor of Love Spin-Off Coming Soon!
In the past few months I have gotten a little tidbit here and there regarding a reality show Vh1 was considering. I didn't think much of it, because it sounded too good to be true. Apparently, the show has been greenlit with casting underway. Again, this is not confirmed and could turn out to be nothing. This isn't The Flavorette either which stars New York and is wrapping up this week.
The new show will feature girls from both Flavor of Love 1 and Flavor of Love 2. Producers are hoping to throw the girls in a "fish out of water" type situation. I have heard different concepts.
The first concept is that the girls will be put on a farm or ranch like The Simple Life. The girls would then compete in who is the best cowgirl on the farm or ranch.
The second concept is a "My Fair Lady" type show. The girls will be enrolled in a charm school and will compete to be the finest lady.
And lastly, I've gotten a few emails on this concept. The girls will be put into a house with a group of guys. The girls will then compete over the men and each week the men in the house will vote on which girl they like the least and she will go home.
Details are fuzzy and again this could all be rumor.
I really hope it isn't, because this will make for a much more entertaining show than The Flavorette. Flavor of Love worked because of the dynamics between the hos. Putting them all together and making them compete once again is genius and I think putting them on a farm or in charm school is even better!
Just make sure that Hottie and Toastee are in the cast and it will all be good.
I'm sure if this is true, we will get more details later!
UPDATE - It looks like the show is confirmed and apparently comedian, Mo'nique will be their teacher at a charm school! It looks like Vh1 is going with the charm school idea after all. No word yet on casting or filming dates.
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Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe
Two Alley Cats Fighting Over a Fish Head
Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe. This is a smart move, because the normally ill-looking Nicole is positively glowing next to death. I think that a herd of rabbits were walking across the street and saw the devil himself and instantly died. Rachel being the crafty ho she is, immediately turned them into a little shrug.
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Did Paul McCartney Get Ghetto on Heather Mills?
Things are getting even uglier in the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce and I'm not talking about Heather's mug! She has lashed out against Paul claiming that he beat her ass and was drunk and high most of the time. Paul firmly denies these allegations and claims she's lying just to get more dough.
She claims that he stabbed her in the arm with a broken glass and choked her ass. She also says that Paul has treated her like a dog ever since divorce proceedings started in January. She says, that he had her "crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions".
Paul doesn't have pre-nup and Heather wants half of everything.
Heather has been very public about the divorce divulging details of their marriage.
This one-legged bitch will do anything to get the cash. She's playing dirty and part of me kind of loves it. You know she was the one who beat his ass with her fake leg!
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CoCo is Too Hot for Stores
Ice-T's newest album "Gangsta Rap" is causing problems due to the cover. The cover features a nude Ice-T with a nude CoCo, his wife. Retailers everywhere are demanding that the cover be censored or they won't sell it at all. CoCo's nude ass is bare for everyone to see.
One retailer said, "We're getting lots of flak about it. What we're going to have to do is place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems."
Ice-T doesn't know what to say and doesn't think it's that bad. "You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."
Does that mean he's hung large? I'm suddenly interested.
Anything with a nude CoCo is fine with me. Bitch is hot and deserves to be on every cover of every album and every magazine. Her beauty is undeniable. It probably scares kids though, so I understand.
I don't have a problem with the nudity, I have a problem that the thing looks like it was created with a "make your own calendar" kit.
Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe. This is a smart move, because the normally ill-looking Nicole is positively glowing next to death. I think that a herd of rabbits were walking across the street and saw the devil himself and instantly died. Rachel being the crafty ho she is, immediately turned them into a little shrug.
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Did Paul McCartney Get Ghetto on Heather Mills?
Things are getting even uglier in the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce and I'm not talking about Heather's mug! She has lashed out against Paul claiming that he beat her ass and was drunk and high most of the time. Paul firmly denies these allegations and claims she's lying just to get more dough.
She claims that he stabbed her in the arm with a broken glass and choked her ass. She also says that Paul has treated her like a dog ever since divorce proceedings started in January. She says, that he had her "crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions".
Paul doesn't have pre-nup and Heather wants half of everything.
Heather has been very public about the divorce divulging details of their marriage.
This one-legged bitch will do anything to get the cash. She's playing dirty and part of me kind of loves it. You know she was the one who beat his ass with her fake leg!
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posted by Michael K Permalink
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CoCo is Too Hot for Stores
Ice-T's newest album "Gangsta Rap" is causing problems due to the cover. The cover features a nude Ice-T with a nude CoCo, his wife. Retailers everywhere are demanding that the cover be censored or they won't sell it at all. CoCo's nude ass is bare for everyone to see.
One retailer said, "We're getting lots of flak about it. What we're going to have to do is place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems."
Ice-T doesn't know what to say and doesn't think it's that bad. "You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."
Does that mean he's hung large? I'm suddenly interested.
Anything with a nude CoCo is fine with me. Bitch is hot and deserves to be on every cover of every album and every magazine. Her beauty is undeniable. It probably scares kids though, so I understand.
I don't have a problem with the nudity, I have a problem that the thing looks like it was created with a "make your own calendar" kit.
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