Monday, April 2, 2007
Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe
Two Alley Cats Fighting Over a Fish Head
Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe. This is a smart move, because the normally ill-looking Nicole is positively glowing next to death. I think that a herd of rabbits were walking across the street and saw the devil himself and instantly died. Rachel being the crafty ho she is, immediately turned them into a little shrug.
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Did Paul McCartney Get Ghetto on Heather Mills?
Things are getting even uglier in the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce and I'm not talking about Heather's mug! She has lashed out against Paul claiming that he beat her ass and was drunk and high most of the time. Paul firmly denies these allegations and claims she's lying just to get more dough.
She claims that he stabbed her in the arm with a broken glass and choked her ass. She also says that Paul has treated her like a dog ever since divorce proceedings started in January. She says, that he had her "crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions".
Paul doesn't have pre-nup and Heather wants half of everything.
Heather has been very public about the divorce divulging details of their marriage.
This one-legged bitch will do anything to get the cash. She's playing dirty and part of me kind of loves it. You know she was the one who beat his ass with her fake leg!
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CoCo is Too Hot for Stores
Ice-T's newest album "Gangsta Rap" is causing problems due to the cover. The cover features a nude Ice-T with a nude CoCo, his wife. Retailers everywhere are demanding that the cover be censored or they won't sell it at all. CoCo's nude ass is bare for everyone to see.
One retailer said, "We're getting lots of flak about it. What we're going to have to do is place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems."
Ice-T doesn't know what to say and doesn't think it's that bad. "You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."
Does that mean he's hung large? I'm suddenly interested.
Anything with a nude CoCo is fine with me. Bitch is hot and deserves to be on every cover of every album and every magazine. Her beauty is undeniable. It probably scares kids though, so I understand.
I don't have a problem with the nudity, I have a problem that the thing looks like it was created with a "make your own calendar" kit.
Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe. This is a smart move, because the normally ill-looking Nicole is positively glowing next to death. I think that a herd of rabbits were walking across the street and saw the devil himself and instantly died. Rachel being the crafty ho she is, immediately turned them into a little shrug.
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Did Paul McCartney Get Ghetto on Heather Mills?
Things are getting even uglier in the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce and I'm not talking about Heather's mug! She has lashed out against Paul claiming that he beat her ass and was drunk and high most of the time. Paul firmly denies these allegations and claims she's lying just to get more dough.
She claims that he stabbed her in the arm with a broken glass and choked her ass. She also says that Paul has treated her like a dog ever since divorce proceedings started in January. She says, that he had her "crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions".
Paul doesn't have pre-nup and Heather wants half of everything.
Heather has been very public about the divorce divulging details of their marriage.
This one-legged bitch will do anything to get the cash. She's playing dirty and part of me kind of loves it. You know she was the one who beat his ass with her fake leg!
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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CoCo is Too Hot for Stores
Ice-T's newest album "Gangsta Rap" is causing problems due to the cover. The cover features a nude Ice-T with a nude CoCo, his wife. Retailers everywhere are demanding that the cover be censored or they won't sell it at all. CoCo's nude ass is bare for everyone to see.
One retailer said, "We're getting lots of flak about it. What we're going to have to do is place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems."
Ice-T doesn't know what to say and doesn't think it's that bad. "You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."
Does that mean he's hung large? I'm suddenly interested.
Anything with a nude CoCo is fine with me. Bitch is hot and deserves to be on every cover of every album and every magazine. Her beauty is undeniable. It probably scares kids though, so I understand.
I don't have a problem with the nudity, I have a problem that the thing looks like it was created with a "make your own calendar" kit.
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